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| We interrupt our regular programming with this Breaking News story! With a firestorm brewing following KingBob's recent secret trip to Russia, the Special Prosecutor has expanded his investigation to include KingBob's activities there! |
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| Investigators want to know what he was doing at this bank in downtown St. Petersburg! |
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| KingBob tells the Blog that he was only there to use this currency exchange ATM to convert some Dollars into Rubles! |
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| He says, "I was looking for this subway....." |
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| ".....but the directions they gave me took me to this Subway!" "So I ate there." |
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| "And had dessert here. That's all." |
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| "Before the New York Times prints anything, I wanted to get this out to show full transparency," KingBob says. "There was no collusion!" |
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| Supposedly a good time was had by all! |
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