Thursday, April 1, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Some Clubs to Reopen!


Finally acknowledging an extremely difficult business climate right now, Disney announced in a Wednesday press release that Mannequins, 8TRAX and Comedy Warehouse would reopen prior to the 4th of July holiday weekend. According to Downtown Disney Vice-President Keith Bradford, "we've been ordered by California to get the clubs show-ready." "We know we made a goofy mistake in closing things," Bradford acknowledged. He went on to say that recent surveys show that guests are not asking for more dining and shopping options, they want the clubs back.

The reopened clubs will be very similar to the original clubs and they plan to get as many of the previous cast members back on duty as possible. "We think we can make millions of dollars with the three clubs reopened rather than just letting them sit there empty. That's just stupid," Bradford said.

More details as they become available!

19 comments:

KingBob said...

Yes, APRIL FOOLS!

Anonymous said...

NOOOO!!! April Fools? Ugh.

Anonymous said...

R-I-G-H-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would be NICE??? LOL

Ken Storey said...

If only Disney was this truthful!

Ken said...

Hate to admit it, but you got me good KingBob, he he - I'm a foolio big time.

Garry said...

That was just cruel. :-P

Allen said...

Mean joke .... but it was not setup very well. Be sure to make up some News URLs next time and reference those.... that will get people to start thinking it is real.

I'm no fool
No sir-ree
I'm gonna live to be
One hundred and three...

Anonymous said...

That's a mean trick, dang it.

MoonGoddess said...

Awww. My heart just got broke again.

I was thinking, why not Adventurer's Club too?

tightglove.com said...

My heart spiked when I read the headline, then two seconds later, reality set in. Thanks KingBob; "better to love & lost, than to not have loved at all".

Joe said...

Awww...man... you got me for a few seconds there. Damn.

If only...


Hey, maybe if we start and proliferate the rumors, they'll come true. :)

Anonymous said...

Why would you joke like that dude that is not cool. I am not going visit your site any more. Not cool.

KingBob said...

Glad everyone enjoyed it! Keep on wishing because at Disney, they say wishes come true!

Robyn said...

Sooo totally had me, until I searched around to find more information, then I came back here and saw the date. Haha!

KingBob said...

Moon Goddess, Adventurers Club IS coming back. Don't know when or where, but my sources say it will be returning!

Tightglove, good to see you're back. Nice meeting you at the PI Reunion!

Robyn, would have been funnier had you read it on the 1st. Not quite as funny today. But thanks for reading and commenting!

auto transport said...

U son of a b""" i was about to book a trip too :)

KingBob said...

Auto Transport, you're late to the show!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Bradford,
I hope they consider about reopening the clubs. Because you can correct a “goofy” mistake, and light up Pleasure Island, and let the party people Dance and Rock!
again!! Remember summer’s coming.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Bradford,
I hope they consider about reopening the clubs. Because you can correct a “goofy” mistake, and light up Pleasure Island, and let the party people Dance and Rock!
again!! Remember summer’s coming.