Wednesday, November 5, 2014

EDC Dressing Guide

Ladies, are you stressing about what to wear to EDC-Orlando this weekend?  No need to panic as Save Pleasure Island Blog presents our annual dressing tips for the event. TIP #1:  Skimpy is a good thing.  Don't let slightly cooler weather deter you from dressing down.  It gets hot in those mosh pits and you'll be glad you did.
TIP #2:  Halter tops are a nice touch and are thus encouraged!
TIP #3:  Short shorts are always a nice touch, low rise or high rise!
TIP #4:  Tu-tu's and fluffies are still very much in style this year!
TIP #5:  Be as colorful as possible.  Don't be a wallflower!
And now two tips on what not to wear.  TIP #1:  Heels.  There are few paved areas within the EDC grounds, it's mostly grass or dirt.  You will look good but you might be miserable.
TIP #2:  Avoid horizontal stripes.  They can make you look fat!


DJMadManRay said...

Ha...Love that last picture. Lol...

KingBob said...

Thanks, Ray! Annual tradition.