Finally acknowledging an extremely difficult business climate right now, Disney announced in a Wednesday press release that Mannequins, 8TRAX and Comedy Warehouse would reopen prior to the 4th of July holiday weekend. According to Downtown Disney Vice-President Keith Bradford, "we've been ordered by California to get the clubs show-ready." "We know we made a goofy mistake in closing things," Bradford acknowledged. He went on to say that recent surveys show that guests are not asking for more dining and shopping options, they want the clubs back.
The reopened clubs will be very similar to the original clubs and they plan to get as many of the previous cast members back on duty as possible. "We think we can make millions of dollars with the three clubs reopened rather than just letting them sit there empty. That's just stupid," Bradford said.
More details as they become available!
Yes, APRIL FOOLS!
ReplyDeleteNOOOO!!! April Fools? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteR-I-G-H-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewould be NICE??? LOL
If only Disney was this truthful!
ReplyDeleteHate to admit it, but you got me good KingBob, he he - I'm a foolio big time.
ReplyDeleteThat was just cruel. :-P
ReplyDeleteMean joke .... but it was not setup very well. Be sure to make up some News URLs next time and reference those.... that will get people to start thinking it is real.
ReplyDeleteI'm no fool
No sir-ree
I'm gonna live to be
One hundred and three...
That's a mean trick, dang it.
ReplyDeleteAwww. My heart just got broke again.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking, why not Adventurer's Club too?
My heart spiked when I read the headline, then two seconds later, reality set in. Thanks KingBob; "better to love & lost, than to not have loved at all".
ReplyDeleteAwww...man... you got me for a few seconds there. Damn.
ReplyDeleteIf only...
Hey, maybe if we start and proliferate the rumors, they'll come true. :)
Why would you joke like that dude that is not cool. I am not going visit your site any more. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteGlad everyone enjoyed it! Keep on wishing because at Disney, they say wishes come true!
ReplyDeleteSooo totally had me, until I searched around to find more information, then I came back here and saw the date. Haha!
ReplyDeleteMoon Goddess, Adventurers Club IS coming back. Don't know when or where, but my sources say it will be returning!
ReplyDeleteTightglove, good to see you're back. Nice meeting you at the PI Reunion!
Robyn, would have been funnier had you read it on the 1st. Not quite as funny today. But thanks for reading and commenting!
U son of a b""" i was about to book a trip too :)
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ReplyDeleteMr. Bradford,
ReplyDeleteI hope they consider about reopening the clubs. Because you can correct a “goofy” mistake, and light up Pleasure Island, and let the party people Dance and Rock!
again!! Remember summer’s coming.
Mr. Bradford,
ReplyDeleteI hope they consider about reopening the clubs. Because you can correct a “goofy” mistake, and light up Pleasure Island, and let the party people Dance and Rock!
again!! Remember summer’s coming.